How to cook a celebrity chef

Thing 1 was looking at this book today and wondered what would be the best way to bake GBBO judge Paul Hollywood.

He thought folded up and squashed into the oven.

Thing 2, who has more of a love of the grotesque and grisly, thought he should be cut into tiny pieces and fried, before being covered in 'man-shaped pastry' and baked.

They are both big fans of GBBO.

Which celebrity chef would you bake, dear reader, and how?